Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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