dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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