I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Acid is not a monday night drug
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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