FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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