I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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