Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you would pick up someone in the library
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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