sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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