Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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