I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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