How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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