i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Never underestimate the power of titties
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