You're completely useless in the revolution.
my being single is dangerous.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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