it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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