That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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