I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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