Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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