dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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