the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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