just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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