If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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