38 yer olds are good kisserssss
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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