in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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