Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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