Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My penis needs a shock collar
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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