im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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