party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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