How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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