saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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