yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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