Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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