i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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