Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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