Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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