Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.