"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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