Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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