I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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