just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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