I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless