i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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honey bunches of taint.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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