After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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