Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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