I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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