i barfeds in our rink
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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