she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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