Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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