Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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