Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
honey bunches of taint.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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