he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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