belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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