Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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